Is Grace Mugabe in bed with Mphoko?

Grace was in Rushinga Mash Central today dishing out goods worth millions of dollars to villagers, a similar amount was dished last week in Mutambara Manicaland, probably this trend will continue in each of the 10 provinces. People want 2,2 million jobs you promised not crumbs under your table, if you give a bar of soap toady, what next when its finished? There is nothing wrong for a thief to give back what she/he has stolen for as long as that is followed by repentance, unfortunately Grace having failed English but passed Chinese language is equally ignorance of the word repentance.

Just 2 months ago Grace pronounced that she was married to the poorest president in in the world, Robert Mugabe yet today she is able to donate millions of dollars’ worth of goods that is not consistent of a poor first family or is it that I am missing something? 75% of Zimbabweans are classified as being under the poverty datum line. There is also an interesting political quagmire developing and it is that only one Vice President Mphoko is always invited and Munangagwa is conspicuous. I am not sure whether we now have another faction, Garmatox, Weevil and Crocodile? As a political analyst, a politician and an academic, I am sorry I tend to assimilate, diverge, converge and accommodate, and sometimes think aloud. I probably has said this before, but Grace and Emerson would never go to bed together, that is incest! Politically judging by the appetite that Grace want to go to bed with all Vice Presidents and Ngwena refusing on moral grounds, he is finished! Refusing a political sexual advance from Grace at the moment is at your own peril, Joyce paid for it and you are paying for it. Poor Mphoko fresh from political renegation, is kept on his toes, trying to be intimate to the unintimate, finally you will pay the price, unless if you can keep up with teenage love at 70.

People of Zimbabwe, MDC, ZANU PF or none aligned, if you are given goods by Grace please accept, after all its your money which was stolen by the very first family, it’s a payback period. But how do you account for a first family that has been stealing for over 36 years and only give you tokens once after 5 years to silence your resolve. ZANU always do this towards an election, and believe me you, Grace is in an election mood to succeed his husband so that we can have a Gushungo Dairy dynasty.

People of Zimbabwe this woman is the most dangerous ever, unable to mature, unable to be contented with being first lady and the looting that goes with it, ruthless, judgmental, possessive, divisive and ignorant; want us to be her personal toys for another Mugabe generation in succession. Come on Zimbabweans, we might not have completed a PhD in 2 months but we are smart enough to know what we want. Let the judgement day begin!